Legal Sh*t™
If you do not agree to any of these ‘Terms & (very good) Conditions™’ then please feel free to leave this website.
1. The Small Print™ (TSP™)
If you've got nothing better to do with your life you should review The Small Print™ (“TSP™”) periodically for little bits added here and the odd change there. In addition, when using The Mickey (“TM”) services, you and TM shall be subject to any guides and rules applicable to such services which may be posted by TM from time to time. All such guides and rules are hereby incorporated by reference into TSP. In most cases the guides and rules are specific to a particular part of this website and will assist you in applying TSP to that part, all very wordy we know but to the extent of any inconsistency between TSP and any guide or rule, TSP will prevail.
2. Your responsibility for internet access
In order to use this website, you must obtain access to the World Wide Web, either directly or through devices that access web-based content, and pay any service and/or telephone fees associated with such access, alternatively jump onto someone elses wireless connection and get it for free. In addition, you must provide all the equipment necessary to make such connection to the World Wide Web, including a computer and modem or other access device, as we wouldn't want to encourage the stealing of any said computer and access device now would we.
3. Your registration obligations and supervising children
Certain areas of this website may require registration. In consideration of your use of these areas, you agree to: (a) provide false, inaccurate, out-of-date and incomplete information about yourself as prompted by the registration form (such information being the “Registration Data”) and (b) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it untrue, inaccurate, out-of-date and incomplete. If you provide any information that is true, accurate, current or complete, or TM has reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is true, accurate, current or complete, then TM has the right to suspend or terminate your account and refuse any and all current or future use of this website (or any portion thereof).
TM is naturally concerned about the safety and privacy of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents who wish to allow their children access to this website should assist them in setting up any relevant accounts and supervise their access to this website. By allowing your child access to this website, he or she may be able to access all of this website, which may now or in the future include public and private communication tools as well as other features that may not be appropriate for use by children unsupervised. Please remember that children know far more swear words than adults and use them on a regular basis to insult each other, likewise they are interested in porn out of curiosity, excitement and frustration, so please try to remember that this website is designed to appeal to a very broad audience, everyone in fact, which means it may rub some very sensitive areas for some and not so for others. Accordingly, as the legal guardian, it is your responsibility to determine whether any of this website and/or information, data, text, software, art, music, sound, photographs, lyrics, stories, graphics, video, messages and any other materials (known as “The Content” or “TC” for short) on this website are appropriate for your child or yourself for that matter.
4. Privacy policy
Registration Data and certain other information about you is subject to TM’s Privacy Policy (“PP”). You acknowledge and agree that TM may preserve and may also disclose information collected pursuant to the PP: (a) to TM’s affiliated or service companies and organizations world-wide for the purpose of providing this website to you in an efficient manner, (b) for the purpose of properly administering your account in accordance with the standard operating procedures of TM or its affiliated or service companies, or (c) if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that any such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to comply with legal process, enforce TSP, respond to claims that any of The Content violates the rights of third-parties, or protect the rights, property, or personal safety of other users or the public.
5. Member account, password and security
Upon completing the skinin’ up process you will receive a Mickey taking nickname (“Mickname”) and password. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of the password and account, and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password or account. You agree to (a) immediately notify TM of any unauthorized use of your password or account and any other breach of security, and (b) ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. TM cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this Section 5.
6. Indemnity
You agree to indemnify and hold TM and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, co-branders and other partners, friends, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your use of this website, your connection to this website, your violation of TSP, or your violation of any rights of another. Read this paragraph again and make sure you understand its meaning, then go and set your own website up and nick these words and put them in your terms and conditions, you'll be covered then.
7. No resale of service
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit for any commercial or non-commercial purposes, any portion of this website, use of this website, or access to this website, without the prior written consent of TM. Should you be interested in reproducing, duplicating or copying any of the content of this website, please read Section 21.
8. Modifications to service
TM reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, this website (or any part thereof) with or without notice. You agree that TM shall not be liable to you or to any third-party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of this website.
9. Termination
You agree that TM in its sole discretion, may terminate your password, account (or any part thereof) or use of this website, and remove and discard any of The Content within this website, for any reason what so ever, including, without limitation, for lack of use or if TM believes that you have violated or acted consistently with the letter or spirit of TSP. TM may also in its sole discretion and at any time discontinue providing this website, or any part thereof, with or without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to this website under any provision of TSP may be effected without prior notice, and acknowledge and agree that TM may immediately deactivate or delete your account and all related information and files in your account and/or bar any further access to such files or this website. Further, you agree that TM shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any termination of your access to this website.
10. Dealings with advertisers and merchants
Your correspondence or business dealings with, or participation in promotions of, any advertisers and merchants found on or through this website, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such advertiser or merchant. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, you agree that: (a) TM shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such advertisers and merchants on this website, and (b) any orders placed by you on, and any product specifications and product availability appearing on, this website (including, without limitation, any online store) are subject to confirmation by, and the terms and conditions of business of, the relevant merchant.
11. Links
This website may provide, or third-parties may provide, links to other World Wide Websites or resources. Because TM has no control over such sites and resources, you acknowledge and agree that TM is not responsible for the availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any of The Content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that TM shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on The Content, or any such goods or services available on or through any such site or resource. In the event that you wish to establish a link to this website, you expressly agree: (a) not to obtain the prior written consent of TM; (b) to include this website into the frame of another website; (c) to create any third-party association with this website; and (d) to ensure that the link does state or imply that TM sponsors or endorses any other website activity, company or entity, or presents TM and/or its activities in a false, misleading, defamatory or derogatory manner. e) to use The Mickey logo and The Mickey Logotype, which will provided to you without the prior written consent of TM.The link to this website does not permit you to use any TM and/or third party content, names, logos, pictures or trademarks, unless separately and previously agreed to in writing by the relevant rights-holder.
12. Proprietary rights
You acknowledge and agree that this website and any necessary software used in connection with this website (“Software”) contain proprietary and confidential information that is protected by applicable intellectual property and other laws. You further acknowledge and agree that The Content contained in any sponsor advertisements or information presented to you through this website or advertisers is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws. Except as expressly authorized by TM or its advertisers, you agree not to modify, rent, lease, loan, sell, distribute or create derivative works based on this website or the Software, in whole or in part. TM grants you a personal, non-transferable and non-exclusive right and licence to use the object code of its Software on a single computer; provided that you do not (and do not allow any third-party to) copy, modify, create a derivative work of, reverse engineer, reverse assemble or otherwise attempt to discover any source code, sell, assign, sub-licence, grant a security interest in or otherwise transfer any right in the Software. The foregoing is subject to applicable statute and other express law. You agree not to modify the Software in any manner or form, or to use modified versions of the Software, including (without limitation) for the purpose of obtaining unauthorized access to this website. You agree not to access this website by any means other than through the interface that is provided by TM for use in accessing this website.
If you've got nothing better to do with your life you should review The Small Print™ (“TSP™”) periodically for little bits added here and the odd change there. In addition, when using The Mickey (“TM”) services, you and TM shall be subject to any guides and rules applicable to such services which may be posted by TM from time to time. All such guides and rules are hereby incorporated by reference into TSP. In most cases the guides and rules are specific to a particular part of this website and will assist you in applying TSP to that part, all very wordy we know but to the extent of any inconsistency between TSP and any guide or rule, TSP will prevail.
2. Your responsibility for internet access
In order to use this website, you must obtain access to the World Wide Web, either directly or through devices that access web-based content, and pay any service and/or telephone fees associated with such access, alternatively jump onto someone elses wireless connection and get it for free. In addition, you must provide all the equipment necessary to make such connection to the World Wide Web, including a computer and modem or other access device, as we wouldn't want to encourage the stealing of any said computer and access device now would we.
3. Your registration obligations and supervising children
Certain areas of this website may require registration. In consideration of your use of these areas, you agree to: (a) provide false, inaccurate, out-of-date and incomplete information about yourself as prompted by the registration form (such information being the “Registration Data”) and (b) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it untrue, inaccurate, out-of-date and incomplete. If you provide any information that is true, accurate, current or complete, or TM has reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is true, accurate, current or complete, then TM has the right to suspend or terminate your account and refuse any and all current or future use of this website (or any portion thereof).
TM is naturally concerned about the safety and privacy of all its users, particularly children. For this reason, parents who wish to allow their children access to this website should assist them in setting up any relevant accounts and supervise their access to this website. By allowing your child access to this website, he or she may be able to access all of this website, which may now or in the future include public and private communication tools as well as other features that may not be appropriate for use by children unsupervised. Please remember that children know far more swear words than adults and use them on a regular basis to insult each other, likewise they are interested in porn out of curiosity, excitement and frustration, so please try to remember that this website is designed to appeal to a very broad audience, everyone in fact, which means it may rub some very sensitive areas for some and not so for others. Accordingly, as the legal guardian, it is your responsibility to determine whether any of this website and/or information, data, text, software, art, music, sound, photographs, lyrics, stories, graphics, video, messages and any other materials (known as “The Content” or “TC” for short) on this website are appropriate for your child or yourself for that matter.
4. Privacy policy
Registration Data and certain other information about you is subject to TM’s Privacy Policy (“PP”). You acknowledge and agree that TM may preserve and may also disclose information collected pursuant to the PP: (a) to TM’s affiliated or service companies and organizations world-wide for the purpose of providing this website to you in an efficient manner, (b) for the purpose of properly administering your account in accordance with the standard operating procedures of TM or its affiliated or service companies, or (c) if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that any such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to comply with legal process, enforce TSP, respond to claims that any of The Content violates the rights of third-parties, or protect the rights, property, or personal safety of other users or the public.
5. Member account, password and security
Upon completing the skinin’ up process you will receive a Mickey taking nickname (“Mickname”) and password. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of the password and account, and are fully responsible for all activities that occur under your password or account. You agree to (a) immediately notify TM of any unauthorized use of your password or account and any other breach of security, and (b) ensure that you exit from your account at the end of each session. TM cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this Section 5.
6. Indemnity
You agree to indemnify and hold TM and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, co-branders and other partners, friends, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, made by any third-party due to or arising out of your use of this website, your connection to this website, your violation of TSP, or your violation of any rights of another. Read this paragraph again and make sure you understand its meaning, then go and set your own website up and nick these words and put them in your terms and conditions, you'll be covered then.
7. No resale of service
You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit for any commercial or non-commercial purposes, any portion of this website, use of this website, or access to this website, without the prior written consent of TM. Should you be interested in reproducing, duplicating or copying any of the content of this website, please read Section 21.
8. Modifications to service
TM reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, this website (or any part thereof) with or without notice. You agree that TM shall not be liable to you or to any third-party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of this website.
9. Termination
You agree that TM in its sole discretion, may terminate your password, account (or any part thereof) or use of this website, and remove and discard any of The Content within this website, for any reason what so ever, including, without limitation, for lack of use or if TM believes that you have violated or acted consistently with the letter or spirit of TSP. TM may also in its sole discretion and at any time discontinue providing this website, or any part thereof, with or without notice. You agree that any termination of your access to this website under any provision of TSP may be effected without prior notice, and acknowledge and agree that TM may immediately deactivate or delete your account and all related information and files in your account and/or bar any further access to such files or this website. Further, you agree that TM shall not be liable to you or any third-party for any termination of your access to this website.
10. Dealings with advertisers and merchants
Your correspondence or business dealings with, or participation in promotions of, any advertisers and merchants found on or through this website, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between you and such advertiser or merchant. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, you agree that: (a) TM shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such advertisers and merchants on this website, and (b) any orders placed by you on, and any product specifications and product availability appearing on, this website (including, without limitation, any online store) are subject to confirmation by, and the terms and conditions of business of, the relevant merchant.
11. Links
This website may provide, or third-parties may provide, links to other World Wide Websites or resources. Because TM has no control over such sites and resources, you acknowledge and agree that TM is not responsible for the availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any of The Content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that TM shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on The Content, or any such goods or services available on or through any such site or resource. In the event that you wish to establish a link to this website, you expressly agree: (a) not to obtain the prior written consent of TM; (b) to include this website into the frame of another website; (c) to create any third-party association with this website; and (d) to ensure that the link does state or imply that TM sponsors or endorses any other website activity, company or entity, or presents TM and/or its activities in a false, misleading, defamatory or derogatory manner. e) to use The Mickey logo and The Mickey Logotype, which will provided to you without the prior written consent of TM.The link to this website does not permit you to use any TM and/or third party content, names, logos, pictures or trademarks, unless separately and previously agreed to in writing by the relevant rights-holder.
12. Proprietary rights
You acknowledge and agree that this website and any necessary software used in connection with this website (“Software”) contain proprietary and confidential information that is protected by applicable intellectual property and other laws. You further acknowledge and agree that The Content contained in any sponsor advertisements or information presented to you through this website or advertisers is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws. Except as expressly authorized by TM or its advertisers, you agree not to modify, rent, lease, loan, sell, distribute or create derivative works based on this website or the Software, in whole or in part. TM grants you a personal, non-transferable and non-exclusive right and licence to use the object code of its Software on a single computer; provided that you do not (and do not allow any third-party to) copy, modify, create a derivative work of, reverse engineer, reverse assemble or otherwise attempt to discover any source code, sell, assign, sub-licence, grant a security interest in or otherwise transfer any right in the Software. The foregoing is subject to applicable statute and other express law. You agree not to modify the Software in any manner or form, or to use modified versions of the Software, including (without limitation) for the purpose of obtaining unauthorized access to this website. You agree not to access this website by any means other than through the interface that is provided by TM for use in accessing this website.
13. Disclaimers
THE NEXT COUPLE OF SECTIONS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHICH ADDS VISUAL IMPACT, AUTHORITY AND IMPORTANCE TO THE WORDS. IT ALSO MAKES IT QUITE DIFFICULT TO READ, SO IF YOU HAVE DYSLEXIA YOU'RE BUGGERED. YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT:
A. YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THIS WEBSITE IS PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, TM EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, CONDITIONS AND OTHER TERMS OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY IMPLIED TERM OF MERCHANTABILITY, SATISFACTORY QUALITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND ANY TERM AS TO THE PROVISION OF SERVICES TO A STANDARD OF REASONABLE CARE AND SKILL OR AS TO NON-INFRINGEMENT OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHT.
B. TM MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION THAT (i) THIS WEBSITE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, (ii) THIS WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE, (iii) THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE, (iv) THE QUALITY OF ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, INFORMATION, OR OTHER MATERIAL PURCHASED OR OBTAINED BY YOU THROUGH THIS WEBSITE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS, AND (V) ANY ERRORS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED.
C. ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL.
D. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM TM OR THROUGH OR FROM THIS WEBSITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY OR OTHER OBLIGATION NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN TSP.
14. Limitation of liability
YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT TM SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF TM HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THIS WEBSITE; (ii) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THIS WEBSITE; (iii) UNAUTHORISED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (iv) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD-PARTY ON THIS WEBSITE; OR (v) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THIS WEBSITE. YOU AGREE THAT REGARDLESS OF ANY STATUTE OR LAW TO THE CONTRARY, ANY CLAIM OR CAUSE OF ACTION ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO USE OF THIS WEBSITE MUST BE FILED WITHIN ONE (1) YEAR AFTER SUCH CLAIM OR CAUSE OF ACTION AROSE OR BE FOREVER BARRED.
15. Exclusions and limitations
SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES OR THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. ACCORDINGLY, SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS OF SECTIONS 13 AND 14 MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IN PARTICULAR, NOTHING IN TSP SHALL AFFECT THE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF ANY CONSUMER OR EXCLUDE OR RESTRICT ANY LIABILITY FOR DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY ARISING FROM THE NEGLIGENCE OR FRAUD OF TM.
16. Notice
Back to upper and lowercase typesetting now and a little bit calmer reading. Notices to you may be made via email. This website may also provide notices of changes to TSP or other matters by displaying notices or links to notices to you generally on this website.
17. Trademark and copyright information
17.1 TM, the TM logo, the TM Logotype and other TM logos and product and service names are trademarks and copyright material of TM (the “TM Marks”). You agree to display or use the TM Marks in any manner without TM's prior written permission.
17.2 With respect to all of The Content you elect to provide to this website, you grant TM the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sub-licensable right and licence to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such Content (in whole or part) world-wide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed.
17.3 Lazy Scouser
Certain information on this website is provided by Lazy Scouser otherwsie known as Lazy Scouser to you. © Lazy Scouser. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Lazy Scouser. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Lazy Scouser.
17.3 The Untruth
Certain information on this website is provided by The Untruth. © The Untruth. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by The Untruth. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of The Untruth.
17.4 Chalky Renders
Certain information on this website is provided by Chalky Renders. © Chalky Renders. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Chalky Renders. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Chalky Renders.
17.5 Jonnie Jips
Certain information on this website is provided by Jon Lee. © Jon Lee. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed on this section (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Jonnie Jips. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Jon Lee.
17.6 Peachy K
Certain information on this website is provided by Peachy K. © Peachy K. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Peachy K. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Peachy K.
17.7 Budget Baker
Certain information on this website is provided by Steve Baker otherwise known as Budget Baker. © Steve Baker. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Steve Baker. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Steve Baker.
18. Copyrights and copyright agents
TM respects the intellectual property of others. If you believe that any of your intellectual property rights have been infringed on this website, please see Section 21.
a. an electronic scan of a physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest;
b. a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed;
c. a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the site;
d. your address, telephone number, and email address;
e. a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law;
f. a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf.
19. General information
TSP (including the guides and rules referred to herein) constitute the entire agreement between you and TM and govern your use of this website, superseding any prior agreements between you and TM as regards this website. You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use affiliate services, third-party content or third-party software. TSP and the relationship between you and TM shall be governed by the laws of England. All disputes in connection with TSP are to be resolved, to the exclusion of the ordinary courts, by a three person Arbitral Tribunal in accordance with the International Arbitration Rules of the English Chamber of Commerce, one arbitrator to be appointed by each of the parties. The proceedings will be conducted in English and will take place in England. Any failure by TM to exercise or enforce any right or provision of TSP shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision of TSP is found to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the parties’ intentions as reflected in the provision shall be given full effect, and the other provisions of TSP remain in full force and effect.
20. Violations
Please report any violations of TSP by sending an email to mickey@themickey.com
THE NEXT COUPLE OF SECTIONS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHICH ADDS VISUAL IMPACT, AUTHORITY AND IMPORTANCE TO THE WORDS. IT ALSO MAKES IT QUITE DIFFICULT TO READ, SO IF YOU HAVE DYSLEXIA YOU'RE BUGGERED. YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT:
A. YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THIS WEBSITE IS PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, TM EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, CONDITIONS AND OTHER TERMS OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY IMPLIED TERM OF MERCHANTABILITY, SATISFACTORY QUALITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND ANY TERM AS TO THE PROVISION OF SERVICES TO A STANDARD OF REASONABLE CARE AND SKILL OR AS TO NON-INFRINGEMENT OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHT.
B. TM MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION THAT (i) THIS WEBSITE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, (ii) THIS WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE, (iii) THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE, (iv) THE QUALITY OF ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, INFORMATION, OR OTHER MATERIAL PURCHASED OR OBTAINED BY YOU THROUGH THIS WEBSITE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS, AND (V) ANY ERRORS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED.
C. ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THIS WEBSITE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL.
D. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM TM OR THROUGH OR FROM THIS WEBSITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY OR OTHER OBLIGATION NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN TSP.
14. Limitation of liability
YOU EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT TM SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF TM HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THIS WEBSITE; (ii) THE COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS, DATA, INFORMATION OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH OR FROM THIS WEBSITE; (iii) UNAUTHORISED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA; (iv) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD-PARTY ON THIS WEBSITE; OR (v) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THIS WEBSITE. YOU AGREE THAT REGARDLESS OF ANY STATUTE OR LAW TO THE CONTRARY, ANY CLAIM OR CAUSE OF ACTION ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO USE OF THIS WEBSITE MUST BE FILED WITHIN ONE (1) YEAR AFTER SUCH CLAIM OR CAUSE OF ACTION AROSE OR BE FOREVER BARRED.
15. Exclusions and limitations
SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES OR THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. ACCORDINGLY, SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS OF SECTIONS 13 AND 14 MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IN PARTICULAR, NOTHING IN TSP SHALL AFFECT THE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF ANY CONSUMER OR EXCLUDE OR RESTRICT ANY LIABILITY FOR DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY ARISING FROM THE NEGLIGENCE OR FRAUD OF TM.
16. Notice
Back to upper and lowercase typesetting now and a little bit calmer reading. Notices to you may be made via email. This website may also provide notices of changes to TSP or other matters by displaying notices or links to notices to you generally on this website.
17. Trademark and copyright information
17.1 TM, the TM logo, the TM Logotype and other TM logos and product and service names are trademarks and copyright material of TM (the “TM Marks”). You agree to display or use the TM Marks in any manner without TM's prior written permission.
17.2 With respect to all of The Content you elect to provide to this website, you grant TM the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sub-licensable right and licence to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such Content (in whole or part) world-wide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed.
17.3 Lazy Scouser
Certain information on this website is provided by Lazy Scouser otherwsie known as Lazy Scouser to you. © Lazy Scouser. All rights of reproduction and distribution reserved. All information displayed (art, dispatches, photographs, logos, illustrations, stories, lyrics) are protected by intellectual property rights owned by Lazy Scouser. As a consequence, you may not copy, reproduce, modify, transmit, publish, display or in any way commercially exploit any of the content without the prior written consent of Lazy Scouser.
17.3 The Untruth
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17.4 Chalky Renders
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17.5 Jonnie Jips
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17.6 Peachy K
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17.7 Budget Baker
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18. Copyrights and copyright agents
TM respects the intellectual property of others. If you believe that any of your intellectual property rights have been infringed on this website, please see Section 21.
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b. a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed;
c. a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the site;
d. your address, telephone number, and email address;
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19. General information
TSP (including the guides and rules referred to herein) constitute the entire agreement between you and TM and govern your use of this website, superseding any prior agreements between you and TM as regards this website. You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use affiliate services, third-party content or third-party software. TSP and the relationship between you and TM shall be governed by the laws of England. All disputes in connection with TSP are to be resolved, to the exclusion of the ordinary courts, by a three person Arbitral Tribunal in accordance with the International Arbitration Rules of the English Chamber of Commerce, one arbitrator to be appointed by each of the parties. The proceedings will be conducted in English and will take place in England. Any failure by TM to exercise or enforce any right or provision of TSP shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision of TSP is found to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the parties’ intentions as reflected in the provision shall be given full effect, and the other provisions of TSP remain in full force and effect.
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